During a wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer and said "Pastor, I'll give you N50,000 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to that part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honour and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever', Please just omit it." So he gave the pastor 50k and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding,when the time came for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Do you promise to love and honour her, prostrate yourself before her, obey her every commandand wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovelywife that you will NEVER EVER look at any other woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, answered in a tiny voice, "Yes I do" then leaned toward the pastor and whispered: "Oga, I thought we had a deal nau." The pastor quickly squeezed N60,000 into the groom's hand and whisperedback: "Nna I’m sorry. She offered 100k. I’ve added 10k to your money as interest. Good luck."
JOKE OF THE DAY; THE BRIDE AND THE GROOM
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Hilarious. Do people actually read your blog posts?
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