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  1. KoKo23 November 2013 at 01:56

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what next?"

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  2. Unknown23 November 2013 at 01:58

    Sherlock Holmesand Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see."
    Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
    Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
    Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
    And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

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  3. Kevin Little23 November 2013 at 13:17

    An igbo man, hausa man & yoruba man
    opened a business with equal joint
    ownership.They also agreed to give God His
    own share. The question now came up on
    how they will accomplish that.
    The hausa man said ''i will draw a circle on d
    ground, nd trow my whole money up, any1
    dat enters dat circle., na God get am, any1
    wey no enta d circle, na me get am.
    The yoruba man said.....he will draw a straight
    line, any money wey pass one syd, na God get
    am, any1 Wey pass d oda syd na me get am.
    The Igbo man said, he will throw all his
    money up, anyone wey hang 4 up, na God get
    am, bt anyone wey come down na me get am

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  4. Muhammed Sulei23 November 2013 at 13:30

    The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend, Joy.
    Joy: Honey, do you still love me like before?
    Akpos: Yes love! My love for you will never change.
    Joy: That’s my honey. I want you to buy me something.
    Akpos: Just name it, baby.
    Joy: It’s just one BB porsche.
    Akpos: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know.
    Joy: It’s #350,000.
    Akpos: Is it manual or automatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?
    Joy: Honey, its not a car oh, It’s a phone.
    Akpos: Phone?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey?
    Joy: Are you buying it or not?
    Akpos: Please I am not oh! I can’t!
    Joy: Helloooooo!
    Akpos: Hiiiiiiiii!
    Joy: Don’t even bother again. I’will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.
    Akpos: Better still, call the President, he will be faster.
    Joy:(sad, crying): ‘I’m going to delete you.
    Akpos: Is your phone hanging, because I have deleted you since you mentioned Porsche...

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