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PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATION OF OVER 1500 WORDS FROM ENGLISH TO GERMAN
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EXTREMELY TALENTED FREELANCE TRANSLATOR FROM ENGLISH TO FRENCH ON FIVERR (CHLOE LOHAN)
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ANALOGY OF SUCCESS IN RELATION TO THE FEMALE BODY
Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high BP!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates...
JOKE OF THE DAY; THE BRIDE AND THE GROOM
During a wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer and said "Pastor, I'll give you N50,000 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to that part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honour and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever', Please just omit it." So he gave the pastor 50k and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding,when the time came for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Do you promise to love and honour...
JOKE: MY NATION NIGERIA
ZODI's FUN TIME!!!
MY COUNTRY 9ja
(1) Where ladies don't accept
flowers
for valentine or birthday gift, but
prefer Murtala Mohammed Head.
(2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,
nod head and say "notin dey
happen
guy"
(3) Where a blind beggar will
reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in
Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets.
(5) Where parents claim they
always
came first position in school.
(6) Where You Can Be A Driver
For
Years Without A 'DRIVER's
LICENCE'
(7) Where Presidents...
PONDER THE PATH OF THY FEET
Prov.4:20-27
You will marvel at yourself if you take out time to think on some things you do. Have you ever taken the pains to do a little research over some fashion trends and styles? We are created thinking beings. Being a spiritual person does not stop you from thinking. Any other culture outside Christ will drag you down to immaturity. When you stick to God, he brings the best out of you and develops a well-informed character in you. Fix your attention on Jesus. Never allow your mind imbibe...
JOKE OF THE DAY: AKPOS GOT 0% in EXAM
Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and he
was surprised because his my answers
were seemingly correct!
Do you feel that akpos was wrongly penalised ?
This are d questions and answers below:
Q.1- In which battle did anini Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of
Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..
Q.4- benue river Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..
Q.5- When was mandela Born ?..
Ans.-...
ADVICE NEEDED, PLEASE HELP AND ADVICE HER.
I'm now a Graduate And My Boyfriend Is A Truck Driver, How Do I dump Him Without Hurting His Feelings?
Dear friends, I am a 23year old female.
My parents died when i was 8 then I dropped out of school because no one could afford to pay my fees. I then met this guy when i was 14 and he sent me back to school.
He was selling fruit then but still he was Able to pay my fees.
He then got a job as a truck driver and sent me to University.
My problem is that i feel i can't continue with this relationship...
JOKE OF THE DAY: AKPORS THE PRESENTER
PRESENTER AKPOS: What’s your contribution?
CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life
shortly
after my NYSC, But all my efforts proved
abortive. She
wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me
while
passing by for reasons best known to her, 5
months
later, I was able to get an apartment, get a new
car
courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major
oil company. Now most of the missed calls I
have are hers,
barrage of sms and all that. I am confused on
what to
do. Please advise me.
PRESENTER...
JOKE OF THE DAY
TEACHER: (drew a map of
Nigeria
on d board)
Who can tell me what I drew
on
The board?
STUDENTS: no answer
TEACHER: So nobody can tell
me what is on dat board, huh ?
STUDENTS : no answer except
Akpors.
TEACHER: ok Akpors come out.
Who else?
STUDENTS: No answer.
TEACHER: Is it only Akpors that
is
In dis class?
(realy angry) ok
Akpors take dis cain & give
everybody
in dis class five, five strokes.
After the caining, the
whole class were
in tears.
TEACHER: Now Akpors tell dem
what I drew on d...
THE BRAIN TEASER
Boss says to secretary: For a
week, we will go
abroad, so make
arrangements. Secretary makes a call 2 her
Husband: For a week
my boss and I will be going abroad, so
look after
yourself. Husband makes call to secret
lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so let's spend the week
together. Secret lover makes a call to a little
boy whom she is
giving private
lessons: I have to work for a week, so you
need not
come for class Little boy makes call to his
grandfather: Grandpa, for
a week, I don't...
BEING THANKFUL
As ugly and poor as u are you still have a
young man/woman who accepted and
love you as a wife/husband while those
who are full of beauty and riches are still
fasting and praying for a life partner.
As dull as u are you are, still u were able to
graduate form higher institution with
good grade, while some so called brain
box suffered set back and graduated with
tear due to poor result.
Though ur parent were a nobody, yet u
were able to obtain a divine connection
that caterpoted u to the high places...
THE 486 BOKO HARAM SUSPECTS ARRESTED AT ABIA ARE NOT HARMLESS AFTERALL
“A terror kingpin on the list of wanted terrorists of security forces in Nigeria has been detected in the ongoing screening of the 486 suspects nabbed while travelling in over 33 Hiace Hummer buses at night along Enugu-Port Harcourt Expressway last Sunday - General Chris Olukolade DHQ.
Some disillusioned persons, some of them known apologist of a political party were all over blogospere yesterday labeling Nigerian military all sorts and demanding for the release of the 486 boko haram suspects...
JOKE OF THE DAY
When Akpos got admission, his dad used 2 advise him not to join cult and that he should stay away from trouble. So one day his daddy called saying "am just watching NTA news now and there is crises in your school, where are you?"
Akpos told him that he was in his room.
His dad asked if he locked his door, he said yes,
His dad said "that is my son!"
So 1hr later his dad called and asked him what caused the problem and Akpos told him that they increased school fees from N27,000 to N127,000.
His...
SOME MARRIAGES ARE WORSE THAN BEING SINGLE.
Some women just want to get married not because of love but because age is no longer on their side. Some will leave their current bf who is still struggling to make things better for "them" to marry an already made man.
And when you start having problems in your marriage you come out screaming all men are the same. If you at least use your heart and use your eyes well you wouldn't meet the wrong men.
Marriage is not a gate way to heaven. A lot of women would do anything to make a man put a ring...
STOP EXPECTING THAT PERSON TO BE PERFECT
When you are out there looking for that
perfect person,keep these things in mind.
People change no matter how hard they
try not to.As you grow older,you mature and with each new level of maturity comes different ideas and different needs and wants.The person who was perfect for you at 20's could be the person you hate at 30's.You have to find someone who will grow with you,change with you,laugh with you.Don't allow your love to be bought with a mere cash.
GENTLEMEN,don'tlook at the
outward configuration...
'ITHACA' THE POEM.
When you set out for Ithaca
ask that your way be long,
full of adventure, full of instruction.
The Laistrygonians and the Cyclops,
angry Poseidon - do not fear them:
such as these you will never find
as long as your thought is lofty, as long as a rare
emotion touch your spirit and your body.
The Laistrygonians and the Cyclops,
angry Poseidon - you will not meet them
unless you carry them in your soul,
unless your soul raise them up before you.
Ask that your way be long.
At many a Summer dawn to...
ALWAYS BE INSPIRED
Let us stop for a moment and look at oulselves in another way.
From time to time it seems that despite of all our efforts, we experience various negative emotions in our lives, such as despair, anxiety, fear, apathy, mistrust or anger. When we have troubled relationships with our family members or collegues at work. When our destiny leads us into some difficult situations in business or we have problems with health. Or we just feel tired of our daily routine...
Sometimes all of us might feel lost...
WHO IS THE WISEST SON?
Which Son is the Wisest?
One day a father went to his three sons and told them that he would die soon and he needed to decide which one of them to give his property to. He decided to give them all a test. He said "Go to the market my sons and purchase something that is large enough to fill my bedroom, but small enough to fit in your pocket.From this I will decide who of you is the wisest and worthy enough to inherit my land." So they all went to the market and bought something that they thought...
BENEFITS OF CALVARY
Jesus Christ died on the cross of Calvary to provide healing, deliverance, salvation and all of God’s blessings for those who will accept Him as their personal Lord and Saviour. If you have not experienced or enjoyed any of these benefits of Calvary, it means that you are yet to totally accept Him as the Lord of your life. This is what the Bible meant in John 14:6.
In other words, if you have not experienced or enjoyed any of the benefits of Calvary, it means that you are yet to express the...
RESIDENCE IN GOD'S PROTECTION
Mr Aliu William, a Nigerian was aspiring to go to Botswana to study Accounting at university . He came to The SCOAN and was privileged to receive the Anointing Water and Anointing Sticker. He went to Botswana and filled out the student residence permit and ministered the Anointing Water on his documents. The normal process was 3 months. After 1 month and 3 weeks he received a call from Immigration in Botswana that his student’s residence permit was approved. As he left the Immigration office,...
FROM BARRENNESS TO FRUITFULNESS
Mr & Mrs Enefoik were facing the problem of barrenness for many years. When Mrs Enefoik was a young girl, she was very sick and had appendicitis. She underwent five operations and as a result of complications of the operations, the doctors said that she would never be able to bear a child. Before her husband married her, many people tried to discourage him from marrying her, saying that she would not be able to have children. Her husband still went ahead to marry her. When she was introduced...
DEVINE OPERATION CURES BLINDNESS
“I am healed. I can see, thank You Jesus!” It was a shout of joy as Miss Charlie Alexis Richards from USA – once blind, finally received her full sight. It was a priceless thing to have happened to her considering the opposition she encountered on her way. People tried to discourage her, telling her that it was not worth travelling all the way to Lagos to be prayed for. Even after she had made up her mind to come to The SCOAN, at the airport right there in America, she discovered that her feet...
UNCOMMON PROMOTION FROM THE PIG FARM TO THE TRANSPORT COMPANY
(THE TESTIMONY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ WAS GIVEN ON THE 15th OF JUNE 2014)
She came from Zambia and was once a prolific transporter. On encountering a huge setback, she lost her vehicles, her houses and everything she had. Her husband had also lost his job and as a result, they were not able to take care of their children, put them in school or even to feed them adequately, so they decided to return to their village. In the village, they were offered a small farm where a man used to keep his pigs...
The potatoes, the egg and coffee beans
There ones lived a family in China, a man and his daughter, and one day, the daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed.
Her father, a chef, took her to the kitchen. He filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Once the three pots began to boil, he placed potatoes in one pot, eggs...
THE ELEPHANT ROPE
As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.
He saw a trainer nearby and asked why these animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. “Well,” trainer said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to...
AN EXPERIMENT OF HUMAN STRUGGLE IN THE SOCIETY USING MONKEYS!!!
Read and u will understand
How Things Work In Real Life...
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey...
DON'T GIVE UP ON LOVE YET!!!
Sadly,nobody has a perfect relationship because there will be days that you will argue and fight.It's all about having a partner who is willing to wipe your tears away and hold you in their arms after a fight and who will not walk away from you,no matter how rough and difficult things get.For those having misunderstandings in your relationships,don’t think that giving up is the solution,just take a look into your heart,accept your mistakes,if you’re the one in wrong meet him or her and apologize...
THE CHRISTIAN WOMAN AND THE EVIL MAN
A very poor woman called a Christian radio
station asking for help. A bad, evil man who
was listening to this radio program decided
to make something out of it. He got her
address, called his secretary and ordered her
to buy food and take to the woman with the
following instruction.
"when the woman asks who sent the food,
tell her that its from the devil.'' When she
arrived, the woman was so happy and she
started putting the food inside.
The Secretary asked her, ''don't you want to
know who sent...
CERTAIN FACTS ABOUT LIVING A GOOD LIFE.
One thing is clear in this world, no one can succeed alone. No one can go it all alone. We all need God and we need good, informed and inspired people to make it in our respective callings in life.
This simply means that we are
one another’s strength. I am because you are and you are because I am. Whether we plant or water, we are a team..You might not understand this sometimes when things are not going towards this direction,and you might decide to go solo..Yes, you can go all the way, but one...
WARNING TO LOOSE GUYS
Its quite a normal trend for every guy to wanna go after every pretty/sexy gal they sight. Some guys don't even wanna know if she's pretty or not! As long as she's feminine enough they're all on her tails.
Very normal....yet as normal as this may seem, self control and esteem is key.
As a man, whether its online or in reality, have some dignity and control. Running after just any chic cuz she looks good enough is not cool. It takes the fun out of the chase game when you chasing 50gals at the same...
‘Why police, military fail in Borno’
Poor funding of the Nigeria Po- lice Force, and other Security agencies was responsible for the inability of the se- curity agencies to tackle the present security chal- lenges in the country, a key Security Personnel has stated.
The Chairman of the po- lice Service Commission (PSC), Mr. Mike Okiro who made this revelation said poor funding of secu- rity agencies hamper the fight against insurgents.
The PSC, chairman, who made this known at the commissioning of the Sunday Adewusi Housing Estate...
Release of abducted kids: Speakers congratulate Kogi colleague
The Conference of Speakers has expressed happiness over release of the kidnapped children of the Speaker of Kogi State House of Assembly, Lawal Jimoh. The abducted children regained their freedom at the weekend.
In a statement signed by the Speaker of Akwa Ibom State House of Assembly and Chairman of the Conference of Speakers of State Legislatures, Sam Ikon, the forum commended the professionalism of the security agencies for working round the clock to ensure the safe release of the children.
The...
Troubling road accident statistics
THE huge toll that traffic accidents exact in the country has attracted global concern, as Nigerian roads have been adjudged the most dangerous in Africa. A recent report by the World Health Organisation (WHO) on road traffic deaths in selected African countries says Nigeria accounts for the highest fatalities with 33.7 percent per 100,000 population every year.
According to the report entitled “Road Safety in the WHO African Region”, more than one in four traffic accident deaths in Africa occur...
Banks begin customer biometric registration This week
The Nigeria Inter-bank Settlement System (NIBSS) Plc has disclosed that deposit money banks are set to commence the roll out the Bank Verification Number (BVN) registration of customers by next week.
In a statement, NIBSS said the roll out signifies end of the pilot phase of the project during which over 7,000 BVN were issued by 21 deposit money banks and NIBSS to existing internal bank customers.
NIBSS stated the enrolments and BVN issuance were achieved across 44 bank sites that include 21 bank...
THE CHRISTIAN AND THE ATHEIST
There was a Christian
lady who lived next
door to an atheist.
Every day, when the
lady prayed, the
atheist guy could hear
her. He thought to
himself, "She sure is
crazy, praying all the
time like that. Doesn't
she know there isn't a
God?"
Many times while she
was praying, he would
go to her house and
harass her, saying,
"Lady, why do you
pray all the time?
Don't you know there
is no God?"
But she kept on
praying.
One day, she ran out
of groceries. As usual,
she was praying to
the Lord explaining...
HOW HIRED ASASSINS WANTED TO KILL STELLA DAMASUS IN DANIEL ADEMINOKA'S HOME
In the early hours of May 31, about 12 heavily armed men stormed the Abuja home of Ademinokan, where Stella Damasus and her two daughters were said to have been living before they relocated to the United States with Ademinokan.
According to The Nation, Ademinokan’s younger brother, who just returned to Nigeria, and his mother were the only persons in the house on the fateful day.
It was gathered that the attackers insisted on getting Stella’s recent contact in the US, including her address and...
THE LADY DRIVING WITH FAITH.
One day a young lady was driving along with her
father.They came upon a storm, and the young
lady asked
her father, What should I do?"He said "keep
driving".
Cars began to pull over to the side, the storm was
getting
worse. "What should I do." The young lady asked?
"Keep
driving," her father replied.On up a few feet, she noticed that eighteenwheelers werealso pulling over.She told her dad, "I must pullover, I canbarely see ahead. It is terrible, and everyone ispullingover!"Her father told her,...
HISTORY OF NIGERIA
Before 1960, Nigerians had existed in Peace and Harmony with each other and conflicts were prevented or nil and where it existed was settled immediately at customary courts
Since 1960 when Nigeria gained her independence from the British, she has found herself embroiled in one crises or the other
The challenge of building a strong and viable Nation has been a t horn in the flesh of successive government from 1960 to the present
The shift from Civilian to Military to Civilian...
THE GREATEST BANNER DESIGNING GIANT ON THE NET
I just got two banners designed for me, and they were really impressive, so I decided to share this link to our readers just incase they need a service relating to banner designing, This seller is really incredible, and you can order his Gigs on Fiverr Her...
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ORGASM? READ ABOUT THE WEIRD FACTS ON ORGASM
Many people balieve that Orgasm is the altimate gratification of every sexual act, there are countless myths surrounding Orgasms and the G-spot, most of which are true, To learn some Weird Facts About Orgasms CLICK HE...
PARENTS REJECT ABORTION WHEN THEY WERE TOLD THAT THEIR BABY WILL HAVE NO ARMS NOR LEGS
So often we read stories of couples that when given a pessimistic (or worse) prenatal diagnosis, chose to abort their child. The following is an example of an Illinois couple who took the road less traveled.
When Amanda Perdew was 20 weeks pregnant, she went in for the customary sonogram only to find there was a serious problem with her baby boy.
“They didn’t see much of his arms or legs, so they sent us to Dr. (Charles) Egley at Methodist (Medical Group),” Perdew told Sharon Woods...
TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ACTRESS OMOSEXY
EMMANUELZOD -- Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde is known as the Queen of Nollywood, Nigeria's booming movie industry. Since her 1995 film debut, the actress has appeared in some 300 movies, selling millions of videos and establishing herself as a Nollywood icon.
A prolific film siren, Jalade-Ekeinde has also carved out a successful career as a singer and reality TV star. But there's more to Nigeria's beloved celebrity than her glittering entertainment career. Here are 10 things to know about Jalade-Ekeinde.
She's...
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